🚨 EXCLUSIVE STATEMENT: This calendar was designed by designer Kairin and was exclusively released on August 20, 2026, by Certainow Shop.

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Sassy, bold, and unapologetically real—this wall calendar is back for another year of brutal honesty. Following the best-selling 2025 version, the Fuck It Again – 2026 Calendar delivers even sharper wit and more sarcastic charm. Each month brings you a new unapologetic reminder that you’re not alone in being completely over it.

WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

• 13 Pages of Sass – Includes a bold cover + 12 monthly pages filled with hilarious, relatable quotes.
• Double the Fun – Every month features a main quote + a sidekick quote. Twice the sarcasm, twice the laughs.
• Unique Design – Minimalist doodles and bold typography that pop on your wall.
• Everyday Therapy – The perfect daily reminder that “f*ck it” is sometimes the only answer.
• Perfect Gift Idea – A funny, empowering, and cheeky gift for friends, sisters, coworkers, or yourself.

A GLIMPSE OF THE QUOTES

January

• “New year, same old shit. Whatever.”*
• “Resolutions? Fuck that—I’m just trying to wake up on time.”

February

• “Roses are red, love is a mess, chocolate is cheaper—so fuck the rest.”*
• “Cupid can fuck off, I’ll take wine instead.”

December

• “Survived another year. Still tired. Still fabulous. Fuck it.”*
• “My New Year’s resolution? Same as last year—fuck all of them.”

DETAILS:

• Format: Wall calendar
• Size: approx. 8.5 × 11 inches (standard US wall calendar size)
• Pages: 13 (Cover + 12 months)
• Style: Bold typography with hand-drawn doodles
• Language: English