Are you a sweary woman, man, mom or dad with a love for perfectly placed "shit" or "fuck"?

💝 What Makes This Calendar the F*cking Best:

• 🗓️ Two F*cking Funny Quotes Per Month: Get a daily dose of hilarious, relatable humor that says what we're all thinking. No boring, inspirational crap here.

• 🎁 The Perfect Gag Gift: An epic White Elephant, Secret Santa, or "just because" gift for your sweary best friend, coworker, office, or family member. They'll thank you (with a laugh and maybe a "holy shit, this is awesome!").

• ✨ Big, Bold, & Beautiful: Sized at a generous 11" x 16.5" (Vertical), it's large enough to make a statement. Hang it in your kitchen, office, or workshop for a daily chuckle.

• 🖼️ Premium & Ready to Hang: Printed on thick, high-quality 250 gsm silk paper for a luxe feel. Comes with a convenient built-in hook. Set it and forget it (until you need a good laugh).

⭐ The Nitty-Gritty Deets (No Bullsh*t):

• Size: 11" x 16.5" (Vertical) / ** approx. 28 x 42 cm **

• Paper: Premium 250 gsm / 100 lb Semi-Gloss Silk Paper

• Contents: 7 double-sided sheets (Cover, 12 months, Back Page)

• Feature: Includes a easy-use hook for instant hanging

🤬 Perfect For:

• The Sweary Mom who runs the household (and everything else).

• The Dad with a sense of humor as sharp as his tools.

• The Office Bestie who makes the 9-to-5 grind tolerable.

• The Friend who tells it like it is, no filter needed.

• Anyone who believes that sometimes, only the F-word will do.

🔥 Get Yours Today & Make Next Year Your B*tch!

🎁Package includes

• 1 x  2026 Swear Calendar For Tired-Ass Women